September 2011
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I want a man who smells like cocoa butter and...
The Scissor Sisters give me unrealistic expectations in love.
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My new goal in life: Be. Her. →
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Guess who's on the news! →
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stalin had the cutest waving in history
spockandhiskillerbriefcase:
drittereich2:
that’s a “oh hey its…..yooou.” wave
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“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”
– Horace Walpole (via crippling-body)
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I think the problem is actually my drinking
Because every morning after I’ve been Mr. Trashy McPlasteredson, I’m hanging out on my computer, recovering from a hangover, and then suddenly remember something I did, texted, or said that’s absolutely mortifying.
Perhaps I should only associate with people I don’t like when I’m drinking.
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My phone needs to be taken away from me when I'm...
I think I accidently propositioned the ex(-whatever) last night by typing a question mark when I meant to type an exclamation point. “Fun Night!” is very different from “Fun Night?”
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No one I know
is having a good day today. Maybe that’s because I’m so down, but there’s just a lot of things happening with everyone that are strangely coninciding this week. Only fun here!
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This is total shit
He just ended it. I fucking hate everything. Everything was just going a little too well. Now it’s back to square one. Can’t fucking wait to do this again.
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I just found myself on Tumblr
drinking wine out of a tumbler.
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My roommate
just made popsicles out of the $1 Stop & Shop brand “Pink Lemonade Flavored Drink.” They’re kind of the most delicious things I’ve ever eaten.
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I'm getting really sick
of having to answer the question of “so are you two dating?” with a round about explanation of “kind of, we’re in this exclusive thing, but we haven’t really put a label on it yet.” It’s been 3 weeks since we started doing whatever it is we’re doing, and I really like him and want to take it to the next level and maybe, finally get to call him my...
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Could this be real?
Is it finally fall? Nobody likes a tease, Weather, so make sure you’re not just stringing me along.
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So this is weird
I’m actually missing a boy. I think I like him. A lot. No, these emotions will never do.
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A website that keeps track of all the homophobic... →
Love. This.
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Even when being monogamous
walking all the way across campus covered in hickeys and bodily fluids is always indignifying.
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I hate this giant glass window in front of my work...
because everyone can see the weird faces I make while reading internet comics.
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Apparently
A 12 oz wine cooler and a 12 oz beer have the same alcohol content. Good to know.
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