April 2012
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ihopebarackobama:
I hope Barack Obama wins the Kobayashi Maru.
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Oh no
I just found the complete series of That’s So Raven online. I mean, I’m pretty much done with my thesis anyway, and I deserve this.
If you could gaze into the future…
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My treacherous housemate
hid all the pinot from me. Now I’m reduced to white zinfandel from a box. I hope you’re happy, womanidentifiedwoman.
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When my friends make me go to a fitness class with...
whatshouldwecallme:
(source: realitytvgifs)
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agradschoolbreakup:
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eziohotpantsauditore:
FOREVER REBLOG. DEAR LORD.
IT’S BACK
OH MY FUCK AIR
CAN WE BE RELATED PLEASE
WHEN SHE STARTS BREATHING HEAVY. I CANT.
OH MY GOSH
I COULD NOT SLEEP
OH DEAR LORD, I CAN’T. This lady is seriously…...
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Who knew
that the current German Minister of Health had the most beautiful blue eyes?
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ihopebarackobama:
I hope Barack Obama has never been personally victimized by Regina George.
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Things that taste like cake and aren't considered...
Whipped cream vodka.
Lent’s driving me to drink. I love Lent.
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May God have mercy
on anyone who tries to make me do anything today. It’s cloudy outside, and therefore I am taking one hundred naps.
It’s an effort to even get out of bed. I’m not depressed, it’s just that the prospect of putting on pants is the opposite of appealing.
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