June 2012
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Anonymous asked: how is it wrong to go with a Joe Jonas picture to the salon? lol
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Lesbian alternatives to the phrase "Cockblock"
1) Vagected 2) Twat swat 3) Clam jam 4) Clitorference 5) Beaver impeder 6) Taco blocko 7) Scissorception
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a friendly guide to outing people
andrew-warhola:
don’t fucking do it
ever
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That awkward moment
when you think to yourself, “God, I need a drink,” and then realize that you have a wine glass of bourbon sitting next to you.
Not that that’s ever happened to me. Just now.
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You know you're a lazy ass when
you have to bribe yourself to work out with wine and a cigarette. I’m pretty sure they might cancel each other out, but, I mean, pushups are hard.
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